Resume
Main Artery
Circulatory System
Objectives: to work in a friendly, loving and gentle environment that gives ample opportunity to breathe, and to grow, and to be able to fulfill my full potential.
Professional Experience:
(February 1997 – present) Corey Enterprises
Job Title: Insignificant Other
Duties:
- Loving unconditionally
- Maintaining acceptable level of buoyancy while being pushed down
- Expanding to incorporate additional family member
- Fulfilling all expected duties without complaint
Reason for Leaving: Extreme job disatisfaction and disillusionment, mostly pertaining to having to perform many duties not on my job description, and repeatedly getting unsatisfactory reviews despite putting forth best effort.
(October 1995 – September 1996) Ray Industries
Job Title: Loved One
Duties:
- Loving unconditionally
- Responsible for accepting many other people into the fold in direct relation to employer
- Learning how to laugh at myself
- Expected only to be myself
Reason for Leaving: Let go for failing to perform all job duties as expected.
(January 1993 – October 1994) Michael Productions
Job Title: Chick on The Side
Duties:
- Staying on the down-low emotionally, or never becoming too attached outwardly
- Delving into my inner recesses to reveal the real me
- Encouraged to become a stronger person
Reason for Leaving: Decided a career change was in order, and worked freelance for a while instead.
(July 1991 – January 1993) The Trevor Corporation
Job Title: Baby Girl
Duties:
- Loving as much as would be accepted
- Being understanding of a mercurial personality
- Being flexible with a wandering spirit
- Discovering the joys and pangs of first love
- Expanding to accept additional family member
Reason for Leaving: A better position opened up elsewhere after job satisfaction began dropping off precipitously due to several suspicious incidents within the job setting.
Education:
Roland’s Technical School for the Unlearned and Willing: Attended November 1988 – August 1989; Graduated with Honors
Major Accomplishments:
- Survived sexual abuse
- Persevered through homelessness and single parenting
- Survived and rose above learning that the term family does not guarantee that you will be treated with respect or love
- Learned from mistakes
- Discovered that unconditional love does NOT mean unconditional acceptance of behavior
Weaknesses:
- Stubborn
- Malleable
- Overly-sensitive
- Sometimes TOO open and forgiving
- Tends to withdraw at first indication of pain
Strengths:
- Caring
- Giving
- Loyal
- Loving
- Forgiving
- Gentle
- Open
- Willing to try again and again
Oh wow! I can’t even make my own work resume sound so professional…. Man if my heart had one…. wow, that would be one to read for sure…. You have given me a new idea in terms of closure
Great post! :hello: (I love this little guy)
I am at a complete loss of words. What can I say but WOW!
Excellent post! (kinda makes me think about writing one myself… just as a self-reflection)
If only everyone’s resumes were this truthfull and wonderful
I loved the objective!
that was brilliant.
That was fucking brilliant. But my favorite part was:
“to work in a friendly, loving and gentle environment that gives ample opportunity to breathe, and to grow, and to be able to fulfill my full potential”
because that describes both what I want not just in a relationship, but from life in general.
Kudos. Major kudos.
Wow….*boggle*
Thank you so much everyone for your great comments! When I put this up, it just seemed like a silly thing that I did because I couldn’t think of anything really constructive to say. I think I got the idea from somewhere, but I can’t imagine now where it would have been. I must have poured more of myself into it than I was thinking I had, but for that, I am glad. There were some things that needed to be said. :kissy:
Dang it. My first comment got ruined.
Tricia… that is a dear john letter if ever i saw one.
I am amazed at your writing abilities…the fact that time and time again you bear your heart and your feelings here in an effort to rise above all “this”. You are a brave brave lady….and I love you.
Keep growing and becoming the person you’re destined to be.
Tricia!! That’s a great post! Wow. It makes me want to do one just for the exercise in self-reflection. Clearly I need to read y’all more often.
You continue to amaze me ((((Tricia))))
reminds me of the one I did…very cool my friend! love it!!
(I like this smiley!)
Very moving post, Tricia. I wish your heart success on its career search. ((hugs))
:lovey: What a wonderful post!! Your strengths are excellent~
hey Tricia *hugs* what an amazing post. I know it’s been said like 50 times already, but it is so true. What a great idea, and kind of tongue-in-cheek. I think this is another idea I might have to borrow from you, :LOL:
Incredible. Absolutely incredible!
WOW!
Stunned.
Tricia Wicia you are talented beyond words. You have so much talent, intelligence and love wrapped up inside of you. You are gonna make it and be ok. You are a beautiful person.
Damn gurl. U really surprised me with this one. Impressed to the utmost. Love you sweety! *muah*
I’ll be back to read your pride post. The bebe kids are actin’ kinda crazy right now. :wah:
Quick witted resume. I never thought about my parts played in relationships this way. I likes…I likes…
Hello Beautiful Lady!! :hello: I was browsing Weblog Review, when I noticed that they had done a review of your journal. “Knowing you” I thought I’d click the link that they had for a ‘favorite post’.
This Is WONDERFUL!!! You Are SO GOOD!! :spidey: :batman: (*G* spidey and batman say you’re a Super Hero TOO! ) :lovey:
big HUGZ!