Tricia’s Heart
Main Artery
Circulatory System

Objectives: to work in a friendly, loving and gentle environment that gives ample opportunity to breathe, and to grow, and to be able to fulfill my full potential.
Professional Experience:
(February 1997 – present) Corey Enterprises
Job Title: Insignificant Other
– Loving unconditionally
– Maintaining acceptable level of buoyancy while being pushed down
– Expanding to incorporate additional family member
– Fulfilling all expected duties without complaint
Reason for Leaving: Extreme job disatisfaction and disillusionment, mostly pertaining to having to perform many duties not on my job description, and repeatedly getting unsatisfactory reviews despite putting forth best effort.
(October 1995 – September 1996) Ray Industries
Job Title: Loved One
– Loving unconditionally
– Responsible for accepting many other people into the fold in direct relation to employer
– Learning how to laugh at myself
– Expected only to be myself
Reason for Leaving: Let go for failing to perform all job duties as expected.
(January 1993 – October 1994) Michael Productions
Job Title: Chick on The Side
– Staying on the down-low emotionally, or never becoming too attached outwardly
– Delving into my inner recesses to reveal the real me
– Encouraged to become a stronger person
Reason for Leaving: Decided a career change was in order, and worked freelance for a while instead.
(July 1991 – January 1993) The Trevor Corporation
Job Title: Baby Girl
– Loving as much as would be accepted
– Being understanding of a mercurial personality
– Being flexible with a wandering spirit
– Discovering the joys and pangs of first love
– Expanding to accept additional family member
Reason for Leaving: A better position opened up elsewhere after job satisfaction began dropping off precipitously due to several suspicious incidents within the job setting.
Roland’s Technical School for the Unlearned and Willing: Attended November 1988 – August 1989; Graduated with Honors
Major Accomplishments:
– Survived sexual abuse
– Persevered through homelessness and single parenting
– Survived and rose above learning that the term family does not guarantee that you will be treated with respect or love
– Learned from mistakes
– Discovered that unconditional love does NOT mean unconditional acceptance of behavior
– Stubborn
– Malleable
– Overly-sensitive
– Sometimes TOO open and forgiving
– Tends to withdraw at first indication of pain
– Caring
– Giving
– Loyal
– Loving
– Forgiving
– Gentle
– Open
– Willing to try again and again

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Christy · June 2, 2002 at 12:35 am

Oh wow! I can’t even make my own work resume sound so professional…. Man if my heart had one…. wow, that would be one to read for sure…. You have given me a new idea in terms of closure πŸ™‚ Great post! :hello: (I love this little guy)

Catherine · June 2, 2002 at 1:50 am

I am at a complete loss of words. What can I say but WOW!

Jennifer · June 2, 2002 at 5:26 am

Excellent post! (kinda makes me think about writing one myself… just as a self-reflection)

felicia · June 2, 2002 at 7:25 am

If only everyone’s resumes were this truthfull and wonderful πŸ™‚
I loved the objective!

the SICKSIDER · June 2, 2002 at 11:47 am

that was brilliant.

ConsciousMother · June 2, 2002 at 12:23 pm

That was fucking brilliant. But my favorite part was:
“to work in a friendly, loving and gentle environment that gives ample opportunity to breathe, and to grow, and to be able to fulfill my full potential”
because that describes both what I want not just in a relationship, but from life in general.
Kudos. Major kudos.

Tricia · June 2, 2002 at 3:04 pm

Thank you so much everyone for your great comments! When I put this up, it just seemed like a silly thing that I did because I couldn’t think of anything really constructive to say. I think I got the idea from somewhere, but I can’t imagine now where it would have been. I must have poured more of myself into it than I was thinking I had, but for that, I am glad. There were some things that needed to be said. :kissy:

Kari · June 2, 2002 at 3:36 pm

Dang it. My first comment got ruined.
Tricia… that is a dear john letter if ever i saw one.
I am amazed at your writing abilities…the fact that time and time again you bear your heart and your feelings here in an effort to rise above all “this”. You are a brave brave lady….and I love you.
Keep growing and becoming the person you’re destined to be.

Jen · June 2, 2002 at 3:45 pm

Tricia!! That’s a great post! Wow. It makes me want to do one just for the exercise in self-reflection. Clearly I need to read y’all more often. πŸ™‚

Sue · June 2, 2002 at 5:02 pm

You continue to amaze me ((((Tricia))))

Gina · June 3, 2002 at 9:29 am

reminds me of the one I did…very cool my friend! love it!! 😎 (I like this smiley!)

Amy · June 3, 2002 at 9:42 am

Very moving post, Tricia. I wish your heart success on its career search. ((hugs))

Simply Sara · June 3, 2002 at 8:24 pm

:lovey: What a wonderful post!! Your strengths are excellent~

Shunda · June 3, 2002 at 10:32 pm

hey Tricia *hugs* what an amazing post. I know it’s been said like 50 times already, but it is so true. What a great idea, and kind of tongue-in-cheek. I think this is another idea I might have to borrow from you, :LOL:

Tracy · June 4, 2002 at 10:39 pm

Incredible. Absolutely incredible!

Sandee · June 5, 2002 at 2:39 pm

WOW! πŸ™‚

Tashia · June 8, 2002 at 2:37 pm

Tricia Wicia you are talented beyond words. You have so much talent, intelligence and love wrapped up inside of you. You are gonna make it and be ok. You are a beautiful person.
Damn gurl. U really surprised me with this one. Impressed to the utmost. Love you sweety! *muah*
I’ll be back to read your pride post. The bebe kids are actin’ kinda crazy right now. :wah:

Bink · June 22, 2002 at 11:21 pm

Quick witted resume. I never thought about my parts played in relationships this way. I likes…I likes…

witchy · January 4, 2003 at 10:36 am

Hello Beautiful Lady!! :hello: I was browsing Weblog Review, when I noticed that they had done a review of your journal. “Knowing you” I thought I’d click the link that they had for a ‘favorite post’.
This Is WONDERFUL!!! You Are SO GOOD!! :spidey: :batman: (*G* spidey and batman say you’re a Super Hero TOO! ) :lovey:
big HUGZ!

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