Resume

Objectives: to work in a friendly, loving and gentle environment that gives ample opportunity to breathe, and to grow, and to be able to fulfill my full potential.
Professional Experience:
(February 1997 – present) Corey Enterprises
Job Title: Insignificant Other
Duties:
– Loving unconditionally
– Maintaining acceptable level of buoyancy while being pushed down
– Expanding to incorporate additional family member
– Fulfilling all expected duties without complaint
Reason for Leaving: Extreme job disatisfaction and disillusionment, mostly pertaining to having to perform many duties not on my job description, and repeatedly getting unsatisfactory reviews despite putting forth best effort.
(October 1995 – September 1996) Ray Industries
Job Title: Loved One
Duties:
– Loving unconditionally
– Responsible for accepting many other people into the fold in direct relation to employer
– Learning how to laugh at myself
– Expected only to be myself
Reason for Leaving: Let go for failing to perform all job duties as expected.
(January 1993 – October 1994) Michael Productions
Job Title: Chick on The Side
Duties:
– Staying on the down-low emotionally, or never becoming too attached outwardly
– Delving into my inner recesses to reveal the real me
– Encouraged to become a stronger person
Reason for Leaving: Decided a career change was in order, and worked freelance for a while instead.
(July 1991 – January 1993) The Trevor Corporation
Job Title: Baby Girl
Duties:
– Loving as much as would be accepted
– Being understanding of a mercurial personality
– Being flexible with a wandering spirit
– Discovering the joys and pangs of first love
– Expanding to accept additional family member
Reason for Leaving: A better position opened up elsewhere after job satisfaction began dropping off precipitously due to several suspicious incidents within the job setting.
Education:
Roland’s Technical School for the Unlearned and Willing: Attended November 1988 – August 1989; Graduated with Honors
Major Accomplishments:
– Survived sexual abuse
– Persevered through homelessness and single parenting
– Survived and rose above learning that the term family does not guarantee that you will be treated with respect or love
– Learned from mistakes
– Discovered that unconditional love does NOT mean unconditional acceptance of behavior
Weaknesses:
– Stubborn
– Malleable
– Overly-sensitive
– Sometimes TOO open and forgiving
– Tends to withdraw at first indication of pain
Strengths:
– Caring
– Giving
– Loyal
– Loving
– Forgiving
– Gentle
– Open
– Willing to try again and again