Anyone Need a Pussy Ejector?

I put up a new skin for those of you who may be sick of the raver girlie here. OK, so it’s not a NEW skin, it’s an older one, but it was one of my favorites, so I thought you might like it, too. It’s table-based (eww) but I just don’t have the time now to convert it over to css. I think it still looks ok, though. Enjoy!
So I think this cold has finally decided that I am serious when I say I will kick its ass. I can breathe out of my left nostril again, and I can even sit down without passing out. Yay, me!
I have seen a few people posting lately about what search terms bring people to their site. I don’t generally check that in particular, so I got a bit curious, and here are some tidbits that I discovered that I thought I would share with everyone:
contemporary torture methods
Okayyyyyy, so good old-fashioned torture techniques aren’t good enough for you? And why look for either one HERE? I mean, I am constantly exploring new torture devices for my boys, but somehow, I don’t think that’s what you had in mind..
artwork of females being tortured
Umm…get a freaking hobby, assclown. You scare me.
define self-centered
Ouch. Is someone trying to tell me something?
sexual abuse while asleep
Dude…if you are asleep, and something like this doesn’t wake you up, back up off of the valium. Seriously. then get the hell off of my site and get some actual help if this is happening to you.
side effects SiO2 if eaten
Why the heck would you eat Silica?? Your ignorance amuses me.
sexual increase gemstones
I don’t think gemstones will increase your penis size. I seem to recall a few medications out there that make this claim, though. I’ll tell them you were looking.
‘removing obstacles to Happiness & Joy’
Holy crap, if you find the answer to this one, please let me know?
prison strip during my menstrual period
Err. There aren’t even any words for how strange and twisted this is.
genital examination fantasies
I can’t say I recall ever fantasizing about having a genital examination. In fact, I usually have to be dragged in kicking and screaming to get one.
Surragate Sex instruction
A sex surrogate?? Now there are people who are used as sexual substitues?? Whatever happened to Rosy Palm and her 5 friends??
mastectomy torture
Who are you and why are you on my site, you pervert?
why am i selfish towards my boyfriend
Why do you feel the need to ask this question of a search engine?
pussy ejection
:lmao: There have been a few times when I wished mine was equipped with an ejection seat.
may pusy
I don’t know about any of you, but my pussy tends to stick around all year, not only in May. Any of you ladies have a May pussy??
pussy substitutes
Sorry…there ARE no substitues.
The most frightening journey I had ever had
Oh good, you made it! Are your bags packed and ready to go?